"I’m Dirk Diggler. I’m the star. It’s my big dick and I say when we roll."Boogie Nights (dir. by Paul Thomas Anderson, 1997)
Can’t keep meowt. [video]
Is…is that a container full of WATER they put in front of the door? They had to put in a motherfucking moat to keep this cat out and it STILL DIDN’T WORK?! This cat is hardcore.
i want to be as happy as this dog
i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m
why are they in a cage?
otherwise they’ll eggscape
The Light in Her Eyes (2011)